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Saturday, August 30, 2008

Top Ten Things Overheard at the Democratic National Convention
"Yes, Mr Gore, I am going to eat that"
Steve T, San Diego, CA
"It's the biggest thing to hit Denver since John Elway's teeth"
Brad M, Kansas City, MO
"No, this is not the Star Trek convention. That's James Carville, not Spock"
Michael S, Bloomington, IL
"Is that a statue or John Kerry?"
Todd P, Streamwood, IL
"Sorry, no one under 18 is--oh, excuse me Mr. Kucinich, come right in"
Mark N, McDermott, OH
"Hmmm...where I have heard that Joe Biden speech before?"
Joe V, Ketchum, ID
"Senator Clinton has handcuffed herself to the podium again"
Citizen S, Santa Monica, CA
"Hey, Senator Craig, what are you doing at the Denver airport?"
John S, Indianapolis, IN
"Bill Clinton only showed up because he thought Denver was home of the 'Mile-High Club'"
Lolla B, Monmouth, IL
"This is the Barack-iest week of my life"
Tom S, St. Louis, MO
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