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Thursday, August 28, 2008
Top Ten Surprises in Barack Obama's Democratic National Convention Address
Delivered speech in a bright orange pantsuit
Wants to change October to "Barack-tober"
Most of speech was devoted to his Labor Day barbecue cole slaw recipe
Outlined plan for America, then took calls about the Broncos defense
Kept saying to John Kerry, "Hey, why the long face?" -- it's funny every time!
Twelve-and-a-half minutes of, "Testing-one-two"
Performed hilarious ventriloquist act with Dennis Kucinich on his lap
Promised to make Pluto a state
Plans to bring peace to Lo and Audrina on "The Hills"
Also pronounces "nuclear," "nucular"
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Says he'll tax America back to the Stone Age
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Kept getting heckled by a guy who looked suspiciously like George W. Bush in a mustache
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The dude's still on vacation in Hawaii
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Made out with Tipper Gore
Hangin' and Bangin' with Kate Hudson Kate and Dave share a kiss and a New Year's resolution.
