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Katie Couric; Dev Patel; and Mr. Brownstone. PLUS:Great Moments in Presidential Speeches; and Chris Elliott and Gerard Mulligan Promote Their New Show.
" . . . and now, fixture of the beltway party circuit . . . . . David Letterman!"
ACT 1: Monologue:
"It was so cold this morning, I was shaking like Sarah Palin taking a geography test"
"It looks like Hillary Clinton will be named Secretary of State. Not only that, she'll receive the home version of the Presidency."
"It's Larry King's birthday. They bought out the cake. The fire is now 30% contained."
Great Moments in Presidential Speeches: Bush: reading from his written speech: " . . . he says, quote, these programs . . . . . the programs quote . . . no . . . these quote programs . . . quote . . . . heh heh . . . ."
ACT 2:
Our first guests are the stars of a new series right here on CBS. Dave welcomes our good friends, Chris Elliott and Gerard Mulligan. Chris leads the way, wearing a loose-fitting woman's dress. Gerard follows wearing casual jeans and denim shirt. DAVE: "Great to see you guys. Now, Chris, I have to ask you, what exactly are you wearing?" CHRIS: "Well, Dave, this is called a Mumu, and it's a traditional garment worn primarily by women in the sugar fields and pineapple fields of Polynesia and Hawaii." DAVE: "Ahhh, and why exactly are you wearing it?" CHRIS: "I have no idea. I woke up in it. That's all I know. Last night, Gerry and I went out with our
Katie Couric; Dev Patel; and Mr. Brownstone. PLUS:Great Moments in Presidential Speeches; and Chris Elliott and Gerard Mulligan Promote Their New Show.
" . . . and now, fixture of the beltway party circuit . . . . . David Letterman!"
ACT 1: Monologue:
"It was so cold this morning, I was shaking like Sarah Palin taking a geography test"
"It looks like Hillary Clinton will be named Secretary of State. Not only that, she'll receive the home version of the Presidency."
"It's Larry King's birthday. They bought out the cake. The fire is now 30% contained."
Great Moments in Presidential Speeches: Bush: reading from his written speech: " . . . he says, quote, these programs . . . . . the programs quote . . . no . . . these quote programs . . . quote . . . . heh heh . . . ."
ACT 2:
Our first guests are the stars of a new series right here on CBS. Dave welcomes our good friends, Chris Elliott and Gerard Mulligan. Chris leads the way, wearing a loose-fitting woman's dress. Gerard follows wearing casual jeans and denim shirt. DAVE: "Great to see you guys. Now, Chris, I have to ask you, what exactly are you wearing?" CHRIS: "Well, Dave, this is called a Mumu, and it's a traditional garment worn primarily by women in the sugar fields and pineapple fields of Polynesia and Hawaii." DAVE: "Ahhh, and why exactly are you wearing it?" CHRIS: "I have no idea. I woke up in it. That's all I know. Last night, Gerry and I went out with our
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